PEACE OUT, GIRL SCOUT.

I will be out of town in the middle of nowhere with Meridith at my sister's house for the next few days. We will be celebrating my least favorite holiday. I HATE THANKSGIVING!

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GOSSIP GIRL

= Best Show EVER.

XOXO, 

Gossip Girl.

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HAUS OF JOHN BRYANT

It's coming.

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Baby Could You Blow My Heart Up?

I got bored so I decided to have a little MacBook photo shoot.

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Take Me On A Trip I'd Like To Go Someday..

All my life I have been really into Japanee culture.
Not the weird kid anime kind of thing.
But the whole culture itself and how advanced they are with everything over there.
I'm also really into the whole history of the country and how its culture came to be.
I'm visiting Tokyo, Japan the summer before I go off to fashion school in Hollywood.
I can't wait!!

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Vimeo Killed The Radio Star.

O HAIIII from John Bryant on Vimeo.
My video blogs are now hosted on Vimeo.com for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.vimeo.com/johnbryant

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Aye BeBe...

You may or may not know that my fashion addiction is leggings.

So I was shopping the other day and I spotted these leggings from BeBe.

I tried them on and they fit like a glove and of course I snapped a photo on my blackberry.

They remind me of the 6126 leggings collection Lindsay Lohan designed but a much better price. 

Loves it, wants it, getting it.

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Meridith Has Crabs...

Krusty Krabz from John Bryant on Vimeo.

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Video Blogging.

Video Blogs, I used to do them for Buzznet.com
I might get into it again for my blog, they were fun.
I'll be using Vimeo rather than the Blogspot video hosting or YouTube.

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M.I.A...Me, Not the Singer..

Sorry I have been M.I.A. from the blog world.
Updates soon, promise!

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So Obama Won!

I do not really care anymore about the bullshit that is politics. But Meridith and I decided to open up our own brothel one day! here's a mock up flyer! hahahahahah



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V0T3!

It's Election Day! That means that all you eligible registered voters need to go out there and be a part of the most important election in history! If I had it my way,  we'd all be voting for Paris Hilton, but she's not even old enough to run yet so make the right choice and vote for Obama! Also remember to vote NO on Prop. 8 and vote NO on Prop. 4!

VOTE FOR OBAMA! VOTE FOR CHANGE! VOTE FOR HOPE!

VOTE VOTE VOTE!

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HAUS OF BRYANT

New project in the works.

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Hold Up, World!

So I was talking to Meridith, and I realized something. In 3 short years, I will be 20 years old. This scares the ever living shit out of me. I do not want to be old. I do not want to make decisions. I do not want to have to stress over bills, etc. I want to be young for a lot longer than I have left.  For the past year all I have wanted to do is be treated like an adult and grow up faster and be an adult. Now that I've realized that its coming faster than I would actually like it to, I want to enjoy what is left of my child hood as much and as long as I can. I like being carefree and not having a job and being a kid. Childhood needs to be extended about ten years. Dear World, I am in no hurry to grow up!

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OH HAI HEIDI KLUM!

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume.

One word: "WOW!"

Discuss.

IMAGE VIA [PEREZ HILTON]

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Eve's Thumbs Up for Obama...

I'm a guy, and I get my nailz did. I just recently got into pro nails. 

Eve's pro nails, well...nail is dope. 

I give it a thumb's up ;D.

Alsoooo, think of this as a reminder to all you eligible registered voters to vote for Change on Nov. 4th. VOTE OBAMA!

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Life is Obsolete.

There is no decent television on. Life is obsolete. So I am helping my extreme boredom by @replying on Twitter and serial blogging.

Ghetto Blaster

I want this. This is Travis Barker's collab with Ghetto Blaster. 

It sold out months ago, and there are no listings on ebay. Maybe I'll try Craigslist.

Why Ceiling Cat, Why?

BTW, ICYDK: Ceiling Cat is the LOLCat equivalent to God.

Ceiling Cat iz Gawd.

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MUST HAVE

MUST HAVE Claw Money Burger Crewneck.

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Reason No. 2309490 Why I Love Craigslist.

I'm tired of my white MacBook and it still has OSX Tiger.
This Black MacBook with OSX Leopard will soon be mine!

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SORRY AMERICA!

HPPY HLLWN

This ↑ is my attempt at making a blood splattered image on photoshop.

Anywayz....

Wishing you tons of candy apples with razorblades!

xojohnbryant

Hey Mr Postman!

SOOO After a wonderful day of watching hours on end of television and two movies, I received this in the mail:

The kind Samantha Moeller, Founder of Missbehave Magazine sent me some back issues that I could find NO WHERE and she hooked me up with some Missbehave stickerz! What else could a person ask for? Oh, I know: go catch up on the Missbehave blog!  

I'd like to thank The Academy... MISSBEHAVE FOR BEING THE ABSOLUTE SHIZ!

This calls for celebration attire! I quickly proceeded to change into my fave AA Leggings. 

Life is gooood!

xojohnbryant

Fat Invisible Hoochie Monster Prom Queen

So I've been meaning to read these books for forever, I think that since I'm sick I'm going to stop beating around the bush and read them. The books are Invisible Monsters and Fat Hoochie Prom Queen, I picked these books up at the Gay Book Store in ATL over the summer. I love reading. I just never seem to have the time any more. So I vow to read these books.  Expect a blog book report of sorts.

xojohnbryant

musixxx

i am officially in love with Lady Gaga's album The Fame I can't stop listening to it. 

speaking of good music, when is homegirl Gwen Stefani going to bust out some new shiz?

xojohnbryant

Peace Out.

I'm sick, so that means I have an excuse to watch hours on end of television! I'm peacing out with Gossip Girl, Californication, Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Degrassi.  Later 'Gator!

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WHY?

So I just got home after checking out of school early due to chronic nausea and I just got done catching up on this week's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. 

Let me just say, I'm pissed!

Paris tells the bitch of the house, who also happened to be ranked the fakest in the house to act as her while she goes out to eat with a contestant and eliminate someone. She did what any good pet desperate bitch would do, and did Paris' bidding. 

Here's a little play by play of what went down:

Paris tells Corrie to take the thrown for a day and choose someone to eliminate.

Paris tells Corrie to text her with her decision. 

Corrie sends Zui home.  Zui is my favorite. Zui was sent home unfairly. Zui was sent home because she told Corrie that if she didn't back off, she'd kick her ass and "take a knife and pop her tit." Corrie deserved it. 

I hate everyone else on that show.  Except for Kayley Gable.  I hope she wins.

IMAGES VIA [MTV]

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Your own...personal...Hilary Duff?

This is Hilary Duff's new single entitled "Reach Out."

It's basically a reworded cover of Marilyn Manson's cover of Depeche Mode's cover of Johnny Cash's song "Personal Jesus." I actually kind of really like this! It's pretty brilliant, and a good career move for Hillz. The video is pretty sick as well, a sexy mod version of the sweet and innocent Lizzie McGuire we have watched grow up. I love Hilary Duff more as a singer than I do actress. I went to her concert in Louisville, KY last year. Might I say BRILLIANCE!

"Brilliance/brilliant" is slowly becoming my new word. That and  the phrase I so jacked from God Rachel Zoe "I die."

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PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!

If only...Idk why everyone hates on her. I actually kind of really love Paris Hilton. I would so vote for her.

And her Nylon cover is actually pretty "Hot!"

Start your opinions after the beep.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

xojohnbryant

Are you there Blog? Its me, John Bryant...

WE ARE UP AND RUNNING ONCE AGAIN!

yay ya yyaayayaaayyayyy yyayaayaaayy!

this shit was stressful.
i'm too tired to even contemplate putting together a decent dose of sass for you all today.
and to all a good night!


xojohnbryant

TEMPORARY HIATUS!

my blog's custom url "http://www.thisisjohnbryant.com" is on the fritz, and will be fixed as soon as possible. for now enjoy the blog at http://www.thisisjohnbryant.blogspot.com

I probably won't update the blog until the situation with my custom domain is resolved.

If anyone can help me, I posted a question in the Blogger Help Group.

The question says......

somehow ended up in the Blogger Publishing Settings, and
accidentally switched my blog's custom domain back to blogspot, and
now it won't let me put my custom domain back on there. It says
"Another blog is already hosted at this address."


PLEASE HELP!

I purchased the domain from Google, the url is http://www.thisisjohnbryant.com
and the blogger address is http://www.thisisjohnbryant.blogspot.com



PLEASE HELP!




HELP BITCHEZ!

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thx betsey j!

i was browsing through your blog and i stumbled across this miraculous post! 

this is me....

reading a book and looking like shet!

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Playlist #1

So I've decided that every sunday I will update you all with a playlist with my top 5 fave musix. 

First up is.....

Katy Perry's "Hot n Cold" & "Waking Up In Vegas"

Sam Sparro's "Black & Gold" & "Clingwrap"

Santogold's "L.E.S. Artistes" & "Shove It feat. Spank Rock"

Junior Senior's "Move Your Feet" & "Good Girl, Bad Boy"

AND.........

Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

stay tuned for next sunday's sounds!

xojohnbryant.

celebrities care about cancer..

So I came across this song on itunes when i was downloading some Natasha Bedingfield, its called "Just Stand Up!" The song features the following celebz: Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti and Ciara. The starlets teamed up with Stand Up To Cancer, the proceeds from iTunes downloads goes to the foundation to help cure cancer. It's a pretty catchy song, and hey its for a good cause! Download it.

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Celebreality.

This week is "spirit week" at school. I have close to no school spirit whatsoever. I think the most i've gone out of my way to show support of my school is that I purchased a lanyard. Today's theme is "Celebrity Day" where you dress up as your favorite celebrity. Georgia just came over, and I transformed her into Amy Winhouse,  bee crackhive and all. I am going as Lindsay Lohan. This should be fun fun!

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I Eat Skeet.

So I was feeding my blog addiction by browsing through my blogroll. I so happen to end up on DJ Skeet Skeet's blog. I watch this video. I literally fall off of MY chair due to the extreme laughter that ensued shortly after viewing this video. Fast forward to the 2:30 mark and watch what happens. Or you could watch the whole video. The choice is yours.



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One Thousand Thank You's...

I noticed that my blog has been viewed over 1,000 times since I put the counter up 5 days ago!!

I'd like to take this time out to thank all of my readers for reading my blog! I wasn't expecting to have even 100 views in the mere 7 days this blog has existed! Thanks for keeping me motivated to keep posting! 

Let's party! ↑

xojohnbryant!

WUNDERKIND

This is me, relaxing before bed with British Vogue, hot tea, and marble loaf.

Story of my life, eh?

Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite!

xojohnbryant

wtf is this?

so i was browsing through my computer, and i stumbled upon the "Stickies" application. I opened said application and I found this random list:
I do not remember composing this alleged list. If I did, whaddafxup with all the randomness?


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KICK-OR-TREAT

so i decided i'm going to be a Nike sneaker for Halloween. i have to make the costume, it will look sick!

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i died a little on the inside when i saw this...

So I'm pretty much IN LOVE with this Seven Seas Tote by Jessica Maxcy.

It's on sale for $262.80

I'm purchasing it asap!

If you like this, you will find even more interesting things over at Bona Drag.

xojohnbryant

peace and quiet.

i've been going and going all week. from going to school, hanging out with friends, and going here and there and everywhere else, i've been constantly busy this week. i finally have some time to myself, and i'm going to take full advantage of it. i'm going to watch television, take a bubble bath, drink some hot tea, and peace out with my ipod.

earl grey lavendar tea is the best!



velvet tuberose bubble bath smells so good, and its a great scent for when you want to relax.

xojohnbryant

She's Good For Business..

So last night on the way to the Anti-Fashion Show, I have Meridith and Becky in the car with me, we are in the midst of leaving Becky's neighborhood and then all of a sudden a cop pulls me over and another cop car shows up. They ask me for the standard "license and registration" I simply state that I do not have my license with me, although I am a licensed driver  but I do have the registration. The cop tells me to step out of the car with my hands on my head and go to the back of the car. Being the asshole officer he is, he searches me and interrogates me with all these random/pointless/not to mention ANNOYING questions. I fear that I am going to jail for something. The cop then tells me the reason that I was pulled over is because my tag light was out, and that i needed to get it repaired. He tells me I can leave. We venture out to get my light fixed and we finally find somewhere at almost 9:00pm on a friday night that will fix it. We are relieved. We then venture to Bandito Burrito, and we see a group of four girls that we hate. I wave at them, get some dirty looks and we leave. I yell as we walk out the door, "Fuck those sluts." With allll of that set aside: The fashion show was amazing! so underground and very elaborate. everything from models consuming alcohol on the catwalk, to overweight elderly models. We forgot my camera, which was dead anyways at Meridith's house. and Becky didn't bring hers, oh well. We did manage to get a photo of a male model's A$$ CRACK! hahaha. there was this creepy older gay gentlemen staring at me from across the catwalk the entire evening, after the show at the reception said gentlemen approached me and said "Hi what's your name?" I reply "John." He replies, "I'm Jeff." I, creeped out and annoyed simply reply "I'm sixteen." Myself, Becky, and Meridith then walk away and I use the women's restroom. 

overall, the night had its highs and lows, but it was very eventful to say the least. 

xojohnbryant

FASHION TRASHION

So tonight I'm going to the Anti-Fashion Show with my friends and staff of Bleach Magazine. We will be covering the event to feature it in the premiere issue of the mag. We will also be blogging about it on the Mag's Blog. Meridith will be taking photos of the event. 

Should be fun.

xojohnbryant

I love tv

Television never fails to entertain me. I watch tv whenever i possibly can. i love tv. i have been watching The Travel Channel all evening. at midnight i will watch Golden Girls, and at 1:00am i will watch The Nanny. i love tv. oh, and i love tv.

xojohnbryant